“I’m holding out for a hero.” Bonnie Tyler”🦸🏻
Around this time of the year, the world is filled with heroes…
- There’s the big man in red who magically delivers presents to us all on Christmas morning (or better known as… our parents).
- There are the people who spread festive cheer to their friends, families and communities.
- And of course, the hard-working legends stocking shelves so we can grab every last Christmas treat, gift and emergency roll of wrapping paper.
However there are some heroes who truly stand out at Christmas…
And they go by the name of: Dairy Milk, Wispa, Eclairs, Fudge, Creme Egg, Dairy Milk Caramel, Dinky Decker, Crunchie and Twirl.
Let’s be honest – we ALL love a choccy at Christmas. And deep down, we all know that the one you fish out of the tub first… says a lot about you.
Now, this is just my personal take – but here’s exactly the kind of person you are based on your festive treat of choice from the good-old box of Cadbury’s Heroes.
Dairy Milk💜
The classic.
Some might call it “basic”, others might say “boring” — but really, you’re simply someone who knows what you like and doesn’t need anything flashy to enjoy it.
You’re simple in the best way: elegant, steady, and wonderfully reliable.
Decisive yet traditional, you’re the trustworthy one in the group — no façade, no drama, just honesty, clarity, and good vibes only.
Wispa🤫
Despite the name, I’m convinced that anyone who reaches for a Wispa is usually the loudest person in the group.
You might be a little airy, sure – but you’re also full-on, high-energy, and absolutely incapable of stopping at just one or two chocolates.
No, no. If you’re having some, you’re having all of them.
And tell me I’m wrong… it’s never “just a few” Wispas left in the box. It’s either none at all, or every single one waiting to be devoured.
Eclair🍫
Arguably the best textured chocolate of the lot, the Eclair fans are the ones who crave a little thrill in their lives.
If this is your pick, you’re absolutely a “go with the flow, whatever happens, happens” kind of person. You take life as it comes, trusting that even if things get a bit tough on the outside, there’s always a soft, sweet centre waiting in the end.
(Yes — metaphorically speaking… though the Eclair does prove the point.)
Fudge🍬
There’s just something about Cadbury’s Fudge…
I don’t know what magic they put in it, but if this is your favourite, I can totally see why.
Fudge fans tend to be both crowd-pleasers and crowd-followers – think more sheep than shepherd, in the sweetest way possible. You stick with what everyone loves, and honestly? Fair enough.
It’s a classic, it’s delicious, and it never disappoints…
But let’s be real – it’s also the least original choice in the box.
Creme Egg🥚
Okay… if this is your Christmas Heroes chocolate of choice – first of all, umm, why?
We all know this one belongs to Easter. Full stop.
So if you’re picking it over every other festive option, I’m sorry, but I already know the type: late, messy, unorganised and a little bit chaotic.
It’s giving “still living in April” energy… and that doesn’t exactly scream “got my life together,” does it?
Come on now – welcome to December.
Winter chocolates (which are just as delicious, might I add) are everywhere, filling the shelves and overflowing from our favourite tubs. It’s time to join this season now.
You can do it!
Dairy Milk Caramel🧈
This chocolate gives major “I’m hiding something” energy.
You want to be a classic Dairy Milk – cool, calm, effortlessly timeless – but there’s definitely something going on beneath the surface.
So spill… what’s the secret?
What aren’t you telling us?
Dinky Decker🚌
If this is your chocolate of choice, I just know you’re part of the older demographic – the type who cannot sit still for more than 30 seconds.
No chill. No rest. Always on a mission.
You’re absolutely the dad on Christmas Day marching around with a bin bag, catching wrapping paper mid-air before it even hits the floor. Efficiency over everything.
And honestly? Treat yourself to a real Double Decker at this point!
Crunchie🍯
I don’t know what it is, but I have a strong suspicion that anyone who goes straight for a Crunchie in the Heroes box is giving “almond mum” or “ingredient household” energy.
You know the vibe:
“Which chocolate here is the most natural?”
“Ooh, this one has honey – perfect.”
Yes, you’ve got a sweet personality and probably an even sweeter smile. But let’s be honest… I bet you rarely treat yourself to actual chocolate.
Your idea of dessert is definitely natural yoghurt with a sprinkle of fruit – and maybe, if you’re feeling wild… a drizzle of honey.
Twirl🌪️
Last, but absolutely not least… the Twirl.
The life and soul of the party. If this is your pick, you’re the first on the dance floor and, nine times out of ten, the very last to leave it.
You’re effortlessly cool, a little bit edgy, and you don’t need anything fancy or over-the-top to satisfy your sweet tooth — you keep it simple, you keep it fun, and everyone loves you for it.
And there we have it – my very official, very scientific breakdown of what your hero of choice, says about you!
Of course, this is all just a bit of festive fun, based on nothing other than the strange places my little mind wanders 😂
So tell me… does your go-to chocolate say anything about your personality?
And most importantly, what is your hero of choice?
Mine is, and will always be… Well… actually, never mind – I’m keeping that one a mystery 😂
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